In this case... don't HOP on one foot with a pencil in your hand!?
Yes. That's a pencil stuck completely THROUGH my 9 year old son's foot!
I have no idea HOW he actually did it, but his little brother came running to me, screaming that it was serious! I dropped what I was doing and ran up the stairs and couldn't believe my eyes! All I could think was "OMG!! What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?! ...Crap! I didn't read that section of the baby and childcare book!!! "
I was trying not to panic while my child was screaming in pain and begging me to make it stop. My first instinct was to pull it out. I ran back downstairs, got my husband to call 911, and grabbed a towel because I knew there would be blood... and as I ran back upstairs flashbacks of episodes of ER and Grey's Anatomy were playing in my head... I could hear Merideth Grey, "when we pull this (whatever it was) out, this person is going to 'bleed out'..."
I sat there holding his foot in my hand, and noticed there was NO BLOOD... not even a drop coming out of either of the holes...and I wasn't prepared to open up an artery on the playroom floor. So I realized I would just have to calm him (and myself) down and wait for the EMTs to arrive. I could hear my hubby on the phone downstairs with 911 yelling up to me "Don't pull it out! Don't pull it out!" I said, "Okay...I'm not going to... get the camera".
The EMTs arrived, splinted the pencil in place, and carried my poor baby out to the mini-van and laid him on his stomach in the middle row of seats with his foot in the air. We had a nice crowd of observers gathering at the sight of the big red fire engine in the cul-de-sac. Then we waived goodbye to our neighbors and drove him to the ER. The ER doctor gave him a shot of morphine and then pulled it out with a PAIR OF PLIERS!! Unbelievably, it still didn't bleed! They cleaned it, irrigated it, and put a couple bandaids on it and sent us on our way....
All I can say is OUCH!! And thank God it wasn't worse!! He's on crutches today, but doesn't seem to be in any pain unless he tries to step on it...
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OUCH!!!!
I sent this one out to everyone... I got a ton of replies.... Dax gave my fav and said that it reminded him of this demotivator..... http://www.demotivators.com/mis24x30prin.html
He said it seems like yesterday I was emailing him with Sara's broken wrist! Boy, these kiddos put us through it!
Glad you are blogging.... I just started facebook....pretty cool :)
Holly, I've sent this out to quite few people and have grossed out almost everyone. Tommy's got nothing on that kid with the fork in his nose.
This story is enjoying a resurgence as an e-mail forward! The photos are being shipped to e-mail boxes all over the place. I received the story on October 20, 2008 and I generally check these things out through snopes.com. When I could find no mention of it there, I googled it to find your blog.
Just think of the stories you'll be able to share when your kid is older and you can embarrass the crap out of him!!!!
One of the perks of motherhood. Survival is another.
<3 Chiffonade - Clearwater, FL
I just saw this on facebook and thought it was fake, and then someone linked to your blog. OMG OMG OMG OMG
I winced so hard! Ouch! :(
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